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Jade. 20. Bad Joke Enthusiast.

New York City

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Jade. 20. Bad Joke Enthusiast.

New York City

mah twitter


THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND (Today has been great).

Having a panic attack about this sociology paper ok

I thought it was over

But people are still telling me I remind them of the My Drunk Kitchen girl

And I don’t see it

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I’m having the time of my life at work tonight

In paper writing hell

So. Much. Work. 

I’m getting sick. Great.

Bought this mug and this hideous sweater I love today, can’t wear eye makeup for a week because of an eye infection, and just got back from Amour (which was great and all but has made me slightly suicidal). Partay

Hi

All nighter time and I’m sick yay this will be a ball

My parents keep blaming all of my sass on my new bangs ok

Today, I got horrible bangs.  I’m clearly thrilled



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